I understand a secret code.
Okay, maybe it's not secret.
And maybe it's not code.
BUT. I understand it.
Who'dve thunk?! Well, maybe knowing that nearly 80% of the vocabulary words in Haitian Creole are based on French, you might've thunk. But still.
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In other news, yesterday I got some targeted spam email (here it is copy and pasted directly, minus the links--I hope you enjoy the glorious formatting, perfect punctuation and capitalization, grammatically immaculate sentence structures, and the impeccable spelling):
The Ultimate 2 DVD Collection
Learn how to Songwrite, and much more.
The is an extremely competitive market,, this product will give you that edge needed to succeed.
Beethoven, Bach, Brahms, Chopin,
Debussy, Grieg, Hayden, Liszt,
Mendelssohn, Mozart, Rachmaninov, Ravelli,
Scarlatti, Schubert, Schuman
Plus Many Modern:
Robbie Williams Celine Dion,
Queen, Beatles, Elton John,
Madonna, Avril Lavinge,
Phil Collins, No Doubt, Sting,
Christina Aquerilla and many more
Great Britain Â£39.50
Post & Packing/Shipping Â£4.50
United Stated $65.25
Post & Packing/Shipping $7.45
Post & Packing/Shipping $8.25 Canada $69.50
Post & Packing/Shipping $7.90
Post & Packing/Shipping e5.05
Hmmmm...seem a little iffy?
Yes, I think I'll order some Hayden, Ravioli--oh, sorry, Ravelli--and Schuman. Or--oops--was that Shoeman? And throw in some good ol' Avril La-cringe *cough* Lavinge while you're at it.
Possibly the person who wrote this ad had had a little too much Aquerilla to drink? Wait, no--my mistake--that's the name of a pop star, not an alcoholic beverage.